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Check out Brent!

Brent after he’s been drinking (Very Rare).

Something to talk about…

beardpoo1…actually, I got nothing. So, rather than yak about stupid crap, I’ll show you a cool pic from our last recording session. Enjoy!

naked-dave11

Here’s a priceless morsel from a roadshow. I don’t remember exactly where this was, but I know it’s in a hotel somewhere. I love you Conrad! (He’s gonna kill me.)


"Dude, you're a dick!"I snapped this pic of Brent last night while he was shaving! Apparently he didn’t want me to take his picture. I guess now I better watch my back since I’ve posted all these pics of my band mates in compromising positions, I’m sure I’ll get mine. Bring it on bitches!


For the Record…

Amerikan Junk is and will likely always be a D.I.Y. Punk band. Meaning as long as we maintain creative control, we are D.I.Y. As long as we book our own shows whether we have a booking manager or not (we don’t), we are D.I.Y.  Major labels don’t do anything that we can’t do besides throw money at problems and screw people over. Just a little rant. D.I.Y. or DIE! That’s just the way it is for Junk.

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-Ryan Junk

Jeremy and Jana Beard are officially parents!

At 11:50 am, May 10 2008 Ali Ann Beard came into the world without making even a peep out of discomfort. I would have to say that is a sign meaning she is in good hands and she knew it. God bless the Beards and happy Birthday Ali!

Look how cute!

Ali Ann Beard

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DO IT, TRUST ME!

Mary’s gonna be a Grammaw!

And Amerikan Junk drummer Ryan Deaner and his wife Angela are gonna be parents!  Yeeee…freakin…haw!!